Alex Jones Making Fun Of Kid Rock "Warrior" Video.

Anxiety Culture - The Website That Becomes More Relevant Every Day.

Anxiety Culture is a subversive magazine/website devoted to defusing the little nagging voice in the back of your head that seems to be getting louder and louder these days.

In their own words, they maintain a VAST, intoxicating mixture of outsider psychology, anti-work philosophy, satire, anti-establishment rants, spoof ads, DIY propaganda, subversive graphics and underground news. Plus "self improvement" articles for the distracted, bored, and cynical.

Whew.

Posted a similar article on Maybe The Dorkiest Thing You'll See All Day.

Uncle Jay Explains 2008.

This actually turned out to be pretty cute.

McCain Campaign Sells Info-Loaded Blackberry To FOX Reporter.

The McCain/Palin campaign recently sold all of it's used office supplies in a big sale. Office furniture, filing cabinets, and laptops were quickly snapped up. A FOX News reporter in attendance and was attracted to a bin of orphaned Blackberrys sold at an incredible $20 a pop, so they bought a couple.

And got more than they bargained for.

The Blackberry turned out to have lots of in-campaign private emails, which gave an interesting insiders view to grassroots campaigning. But even more disturbing was that the directory was still full of personal contact information and phone numbers, including those of other campaign members and public officials.

The reporter is wondering if they were the only ones that wound up with info-loaded Blackberrys.

Let them know by dropping an email to fox5tips@wttg.com or calling the Fox 5 News Desk at (202) 895-3280.

Transfer Of Power. (via suck.com)

It's already become a meme that now that since Barack Obama has been elected, it will be harder to make jokes about the president. It is true that this cat is less likely to nearly choke to death on a pretzel, fall off of a Segway (which should be physically impossible), hump a plump barely legal aide, throw up on a prime minister, fall asleep at a press conference, consider ketchup a vegetable or any other ridiculous flub that has fueled many a hack comedians repertoire.

In response, I give you suck.com's response to similar confusion during the transition between Clinton and Bush.

Suck.Com Shreds GW, The Reagan Years And Baby Boomers Via Director Of Caddyshack.

In a bit of randomness (that may or may not have to do with the fact that a book is being released), I decided to revisit suck.com. I had forgotten this truly excellent site that faded to oblivion shortly before 9/11 amidst the simultaneous death of many bastions of cool, intelligent counter-culture humor.

So forgive me if you've already read this excellent (if almost decade old) article, in which, through the medium of a review of Harold Ramis' career, a scathing deconstruction of priveleged Baby Boomer mentality emerges. I think it deserves a tasty defrosting, now that the Bush empire is on it's way out of office.

What Is Barack Obama Doing For You Right Now?

Just wasted quite a bit of time with Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle, where just a click can remind you what he's done for you lately.

Because he cares.

I have an identical article posted to Dorkstuff.

Massive, Massive Collection Of Obama Buttons.

You find this massive of a collection of McCain buttons, you know how to get a hold of me. I'm non-partisan. I voted for Robocop/Unicorn.

I have an identical article on Dorkstuff.

Super Obama World

If youre the kind of person that thinks a really, really weak Super Mario World clone with *only* *one* *track* *of* *infuriatingly* *annoying* *music* and cornball "political" humor that your parents would chuckle at is you're kind of bag, then click on the above picture.

I've posted this same article to Dorkstuff.

You People Are Fools!

The argument presented in this Bob The Angry Flower comic makes as much sense as any of the heavily forwarded nonsense emails I've been getting lately regarded our newly elected president.

A Truly Shocking Picture Of George W.

(P.S. Yes I know it's the Arizona State Trident.)

You Have All Earned The New Puppy.

Awesome. A new puppy. And I've earned it. And you have too.

Good times.